[ There's a blond on your screen, and he's holding a glass of clear liquid. It's water, of course but everyone knows it's not really water. ]
I love this drink. I mean, it's totally just water, but it tastes so good.
[ He's swishing the glass around a bit. ] Oh, and I love my boyfriend. Has anyone seen him.... he was just here, but I think I
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